Yes, you read that right. And what's more - it will be a two-week Vegas vacation! The winner will be staying at the world-renowned, five-star rated Bellagio Hotel in one of its 6,500-square-foot, two-bedroom / five-bathroom Villas, complete with an in-suite workout facility, massage room, dry sauna, private hair salon, private kitchen, a formal dining room, a full bar stocked with guests' favorite beverages, a dual fireplace, and a gorgeous private terrace and garden with a pool and whirlpool. WHAT RECESSION?!
You know how they say that "getting there is half the fun?" Well, we've always been some hella overachievers, and we're making the trip to Las Vegas something epic. The winner will be greeted and escorted to the airport in a brand new, fully-loaded 2009 Maybach 62 S, stocked with adult beverages of your choice and the company of our lovely Kelly. Without baggage and gear for the trip? No worries! Winner will be hooked up with a new Burton luggage set, not to mention a $4,109 shopping spree at Karmaloop and another $4,109 in hard cash, baby! We can't send one of our lucky customers to Sin City looking ragged and broke!
Please submit your entry to email@example.com, and include three sentences describing why YOU should be the lucky motherfucker to be blessed with this incredible prize package. All entries must be received no later than midnight EST for consideration, and the winner will be announced on tomorrow's blog.